I finished weaving the baby blanket yesterday, and sat at the loom while the family watched Mythbusters and began twisting fringes. (Mythbusters and The Simpsons are the only two TV shows we ever watch -- yes, we're all geeks here.) At the end of the show, I stretched and noticed that while the twisted fringes were looking fine, there were far fewer of them than I'd expected. Careful counting revealed that 62 ends were secured, at the end of an hour. A blanket 36 inches wide, sett at 18 epi, doubled for the pink and purple stripes, divided by 62 ends per hour equals oh, lord, what have I gotten myself into this time?
There are other options, of course. I could finish this blanket with a simple hem, like the last two baby blankets I've woven, but I didn't weave in a thinner header on this one, and I wanted to do something different. I could fringe one end and hem the other, which would cut the twisting time in half, but always strikes me as unbalanced. I could sew a binding at both ends, but then I'm likely to want to weave the binding myself, and turn a quick finish into a month-long project, which would defeat the purpose. I could do a twined edge or Philippine ties and let the fringes hang loose, but on a baby blanket, which will frequently visit the inside of a washing machine, this seems a recipe for a mess. Or I could forget about the math and just start twisting.
After all, if I wanted to be efficient, I could have just bought a blanket at Wal-Mart. How many times have I been knitting or spinning or weaving in public and been asked that question, after all? The point is not the blanket, or the sweater, or the scarf. What is the point, exactly? Never do the math!
If I didn't know that there were over 28,000 stitches in the mohair and silk lace stole I knit as a barter item, would it bother me as much that the recipient (who chose the yarn) doesn't wear it because it's "too fuzzy"? If I computed the number of stitches in every pair of socks I've knit on size 0 needles for Mr. Debbie, only to have them come back from camping trips holey and bedraggled, would I ever knit another? If I knew the sheer man-hours spent on hats and mittens for children who have left them in every school, museum, and zoo in the state, wouldn't I succumb to acrylic throwaways from the discount store?
In this instance, ignorance is bliss. If I don't think about the time I spent weaving ends in on a domino hat which disappeared after the second wearing, I can happily knit along on its replacement. If I am reminded, or have the numbers thrust in front of me, there will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth. And I spend too much time knitting at the dentist's office as it is.
This morning, while waiting for the coffee to brew, talking to mom on the phone, and waiting for websites to load, I've knotted a bunch more ends, so that I'm finished with the outside green stripe. Please note I have not counted them, nor do I plan to. Maybe we'll rent Narnia tonight and another bunch of ends will be secured while we watch. Maybe I'll get a riveting book on tape from the library and sit glued to the loom, twisting mindlessly as a plot unfolds. Maybe my fingers will suddenly start flying like Sara Lamb's, and the fringe will be finished in no time. Or maybe it will take just as much time as the numbers predict. I could spend another twenty hours twisting fringe, to get the real life blanket to match the one in my head, and that's all right too. In twenty hours, I can mentally plan out a whole bunch of projects. But to hedge my bets, and make sure this doesn't turn into a six month job, I think I'll wind a warp for the next project, and leave it hanging nearby. A little extra motivation never hurts.